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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

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A man goes to see the doctor. He has a carrot in his right ear, a banana in his left ear and a cucumber up his nose. "What's the matter with me?" He asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "your not eating properly."

 

 

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"Have you heard about the idiot who keeps saying no?"

"No."

"Oh, so it's you."